so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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