CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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