Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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