Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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