I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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