So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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