After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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