hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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