the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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