lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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