why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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