Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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