Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize