I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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