I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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