I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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