How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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