Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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