You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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