lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Your penis caused this!
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