so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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