I hope mine doesn't look like that
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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