so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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