I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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