at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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