Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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