At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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