I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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