It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm too high and old for this...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
