I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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