from now on my penis is your penis
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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