Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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