i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
