Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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