Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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