me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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