Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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