she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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