Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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