Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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