my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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