I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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