also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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