Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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