So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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