So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
bring money and cleavage
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize