Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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