Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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