i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
