three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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