I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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