Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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