I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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