We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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