I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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