Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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